Cursor by www.Soup-Faerie.Com Nonsensicallyingenius: December 2005

Thursday, December 29, 2005

OOOOOOHH... Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch... she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world!--

Oh, and for all of you that are just rejoining us after the holidays... I really want you all to look at my labels and my gift bag. I posted it last time, but nobody seemed to be interested in it. Oh, wait; Val saw them, but only because my mom was talking to her when I was taking the picture. (thank you, Val!!) Nobody cares about ANYTHING I do!!!! (runs in to room crying...slams door)

SO!!! How were the holidays for everyone?! Christmas night I went to my favorite bar--yes, it WAS open!!-- (yes!) and I found a silly little note written about me on some banner, by this huge faggot that used to be my friend. It was quite amusing. He used to read my blog, when we were talking, and when I went off about being mad at my other friend he showed her, and now they have a Dawn-haters club! It's really cute! They probably get together and read my blog and wait for me to say somethng bad about them. I really want to be a part of that club. Wonder how I could join...
They were the best people I have met in a long time, but I guess shit happens, and life goes on. Quite easily, I might add!
If you can't tell by now, I'm being immature.

And on to more important things...

Like bed! Gotta work. Good night! script... I wrote some really funny things in response to the graffiti. It was long, hard, and hilarious!!

Saturday, December 24, 2005

Happy Hollerday

I made my boss this little gift bag from a piece of construction paper. And the designs on it- construction paper cut-outs. The bottom of it exactly fit a pack of cigarettes laying down on its back. Cute, huh?
The other little thingies are lables for my presents. I just wanted to show you all how creative and talented I am. If there is a job for someone who can cut funny little figures out of paper, I'm the girl for it.

I haven't had a cigarette for a week. Haven't wanted one. Last night I went to the bar with a few of my old friends, they were all smoking. I wanted to test myself, so I asked for a drag just to see what was up. It was disgusting! Pretty cool, huh?
Not much going on. Illin'. Works going good. Been pretty happy lately. In good health, good spirits. Hope you all are doing as well as me and my family. Merry Christmas! Hope you get something good!!!!

Friday, December 16, 2005

Hello to NOBODY!!!

Sounds like I'm mad, huh? haha! I don't get mad!! (i get homicidal...) So it's been a little bit since I've written. So fucking what? You got some kind of fucking problem? I'm going out with one of my old bud's, that used to come into Chuy's all the time, tonight. Cool, huh? I'm sittin here, havin a Coors. (No, NOT light.)
I'll give the first person who names the movie this quote came from $2,900.


"Heineken, FUCK THAT SHIT!!- Pabst Blue Ribbon!!"

OK- red team go!! But I guarantee the blue team will win.
There's been a lot going on in my life. Well, considering I usually live a content, and easy-going, non-problem-filled life. I don't think it would be worth it to get into those things for now. This blog is a widely published piece of literature, and I don't want it to get into the wrong hands. Not that I have anything negative to say, but business is business.
I'm going to get another beer....


...Hey, did you know that Mohandas K. Gandhi was born on the same day as I was? Obviously not the same year, but still. You guys are in for more enlightenment than you previously gathered!! Haha... I think I'm so smart. Somebody should inform me otherwise. Look at me, talkin all smart, and shit!! Just kick me in the chin! That always works. No matter what the circumstances, I promise. Try it. I did in kindergarten. Kicked my teacher right in the chin. What?! She was giving me grief!! Then again, I could be pretending some fantasy I always had actually happened. Maybe I think I'm cooler than what I really am. Yeah, I do.

Well, since I don't have anything really important to say, and since the person I'm waiting for a reply from hasn't come through, I think I'll shut this thing down. Have a great fill-in-the-blank...

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Heathens, Nothin' But a Bunch of Heathens...

Pictures of myself, and some of my kids at my place of work. I had taken these sunglasses out, and we were all walking around looking like doofuses about the time all the parents were coming in to pick up their children. I am the coolest. The other girl that is in the pictures is the ignoramus that is my assistant. She was not in the room with me, but happened to walk by while Heather was taking pictures of us, and felt she was entitled to join in. Heather is the lady that loved me to death in my first interview. She's actually, only twenty-three. She is awesome. All we do all day is sit and make fun of our fellow workers, the kids, and the kids' parents. She's hilarious... Like me!! The picture with just me and Leah, a beautiful little colored girl, shows me spinning an imaginary record. No, I am not trying to show off the fact that my fingers are ugly.

My boss told me today, that she was going to get me certified to drive the van. I think that would be pretty dang cool. I love driving, and to get out of that place for a little while everyday would be a pretty sweet deal.
Well, mom is getting impatient. She wants her machine back. So, I'll talk to you alls soon enough.

Wednesday, December 07, 2005

She's doing really well... Thank you!!

Haven't talked to Kelli since Saturday. Hung out with the girl I grew up with, that I thought was on heroin-- Yeah, she isn't. As a matter of fact, she's been clean of the Oxycoten (spelling?-- she used to snort it all day, every day.) for a few months now!! She's kind of a crazy bitch, or at least, she was when she was on the shit. No- she is in general. But she was really cool last night. I wasn't talking to her because she was on drugs, and I don't want to surround myself with them anymore. We went to a girls' ASU basketball game. (She's gay... her girlfriend is really cool, and went with us.) Shayle had free tickets. Then we went to a crappy bar that was dead. Then we went to her place. She lives by the college, and there is a railroad track RIGHT in her back yard! As soon as we pulled up there was a train going by. Before she even could get parked, I had her stop and let me out so I could go look at it up close. Choo choo trains are my absolute FAVORITE!!!! I seriously can not control myself around the things. When I see or hear one, my face lights up and I get SO giddy. I really want a train of my own.
On to the next subject... So I was thinking about stopping with the cigarettes. I'm not really addicted, (I know, "everyone says that"-- shut up.) I really just like to have an excuse to go outside and get away from everyone and everything. Last Thursday I didn't have any, Friday I had one--wait... that's a lie... Anyway; All weekend I only had, like five, Monday I had none, yesterday I didn't have any until I started drinking, and I probably had three after that. I have no idea what all that means, and I'm kind of torn as to whether or not I want to quit. I know I am more than capable if I fully want to. I've done it before cold turkey, just because a boy wanted me to. Whatever... My break is almost over and I have to check to see if my friend got my birthday wish on her "My Space" --gay bullshit. So, to my two super-best-friends-on-the-computer... Love you, and talk to you as soon as you comment. It seems as though we're the only ones left here!!

Have a great whtever!!

Saturday, December 03, 2005

Best employee EVER!

People should kill to have me as an employee! I made my boss so friggin happy today!! The whole room attached to the kitchen was packed full of boxes from our new play-kitchen stuff, (that I got to put together!! I love power tools!!) and the boxes of cups, bowls, napkins, paper towels, jesus christ, everything we use throughout the center-- that hasn't been put away by the kitchen lady- who happens to be my shitty assistant's mother; the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, does it?!?! The room used to be used as a school-age room a long time ago- I found attendance sheets from 2003. Long story even longer: I gutted the place. The dumpsters outside were completely empty, and by the time I was done, two were full. There was a table sitting in there under all kinds of crap, come to find out it had three legs. I took the legs off, and tossed it. (MORE POWER TOOL USAGE!!!) I totally organized the kitchen, put everything where it would be easily found (for the dummy.) I did good today! Jen, my boss, was up in the front the whole time, and when I took her back she said, "Holy shit Dawn!!" She said I totally cleared a lot of her stress, 'I don't even know.' Yeah, so, I'm stoked. The only kinda crappy part is the thermostat was on lock for the weekend, and the windows are positioned perfectly for the sun to beat in , which made the temperature a whopping 82 degrees. I was sweating my balls off. Oh, wait...

Yeah, so, Kelli hasn't called me today. Whatever. If she's not man enough to admit that she was being stupid, I'm not going to worry about it. No skin off my back. One less stupid friend to worry about. I'm really kidding. I love that girl, she just gets upset super-easy sometimes, and that type of person drives me fucking CRAZY!! I try to take nothing personally, and I think I do a pretty damn good job. Life's too short to be pissed all the time. (To put it dorky.) I was just blessed with an amazing sense of humor, and live off of that. heeheehee. I farted.

I'm mature.

Like how I still pull the D



game? It's fun. Did your gay friends ever do that in high school, when they would write you silly notes? By 'that'- I mean put 'drop' on four different lines. Jesus Christ, what do I think you guys are, a bunch of morons?! Well, Daddy and I are going to go to Streets in about ten minutes. Hopefully I'll be able to check in later, and maybe I'll be bored enough to post again!! Looks like I'm not going to Kelli's tonight! (so far, at least.)

Have a super-awesome Saturday afternoon!! Love you all! Let's all become mormon and get married!

Thursday, December 01, 2005

Hey, it's December!!!

What does that mean? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!!!! Except for the fact that 99.9 FM is playing nothing but Christmas music!! How fucking exciting! Happy December!

For the past week, I've had all kinds of things to write about. At the moment, I'm drawing a blank. I try getting on the computer almost every night, but my sisters rule this house, and everything in it.

Okay, I'm done pointing fingers.

Dropping lines is effective in any case you may want to prove interesting.

I'm not sure that was proper english.

Guess who decided to fire their head coach?!?! I know you all knew this already, and you're just being nice by not saying anything. Well, stop it!! The Detroit Lions announced Monday afternoon that Steve Mariucci would be dismissed of his coaching duties. There, I said it. Gloat all you want. Everyone else already has!! The way I see it, this could eventually mean good things for the Lions. This season is already fucked, but next year, we're winning the Super Bowl!! It's too bad that they didn't get it this year, cause the Super Bowl is in Detroit. Damn!

I got another new assistant for the afternoons. I've come to the conclusion that this newest working generation is nothing but a bunch of slack-jawed yokals! Since when does 'work' include sitting on your ass?! LITERALLY!! MY expectations aren't too high for any one person, but for the whole lot of 'workers' that will be sent my way!! Sons of bitches!! Lazy bitches, at that!!

Well, there's my latest post. I'm going to go call New York boy before it gets too late. I hopr you are all doing well, I really do! :-D